Blagojevich Polka - With Lyrics

This is from YouTuber cinemasolo:

"What better tribute to a crooked Chicago politico than a rousing polka?

Blagojevich Polka
(music and lyric by Bill Dyszel)
A crooked politician from Chicago called Blagojevich,
Became the latest crooked Governor of Illinois-evitch!
Obama went to Washington and Blago jumped for joy-evich,
Cause that let Blago cook up one more crooked little ploy-evich.
Blagojevich! Illinois-evitch! Oh joy-evich! A ploy-evich!

He knew that he had come upon a very lucky day-evich!
So he went out to find someone with money who would pay-evich.
So what if it was sleazy? He said "[BLEEP] what people say-evich!
Im gonna make big bucks on this, or I wont go away-evich!"
Blagojevich! Illinois-evich! Pay or play-evich! Go away-evich!

The moral of the story is don't be a dumb Blagojevich!
Be subtle when you're shopping for a little quid pro quo-jevich.
And if you shoot your mouth off in a way that will annoy-evich,
The legislature quickly will declare you unemploy-evich!
Blagojevich! Illinois-evich! Annoy-evich! Unemploy-evich! "

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